Entry: Something that would suck Thursday, June 23, 2005



I don't know if you ever heard this take that AG had about something that happened in his school.
Actually, it might have been Purcell's take. Or Saint's. Fuck it;

This kid is minding his own business in English class. Actually, I think he was a wanker. Now that I think about it, I'm 100% sure he was a wanker. He was eating a snack and the teacher wanted in. Now, this teacher was one of the younger ones, so she was a bit more willing to commit acts that somewhat violate the rules.

So buddy goes to the washroom and the teacher opens his bag and starts going through it for food.
What does she pull out and show to the whole class? If you guessed a Girls Gone Wild DVD, you guessed correctly.

Now tell me how much that would blow.
I'm a nerd, but I may very well never go to that class ever again.
Then again, I would never stuff that in my backpack in the first place.

Anyways, true story.

   9 comments

VSmack
July 13, 2005   11:41 AM PDT
 
Sick, Krusty, hella sick.

My cell # is 1519-319-4339.
Friday would be best for me, I think.
John K
July 13, 2005   12:50 AM PDT
 
Hey, I'm coming up to Ottawa - today, actually. I'll be there till Saturday. We should chill, yo! (I sent you an email too). Cya.
VSmack
June 30, 2005   01:50 AM PDT
 
Funny later, worth hanging yourself over then, I'm assuming.

God made porn so that people could be struck with Wanker's Doom. That's one of those Victorian Diagnoses, like Mongolian Idiocy.

Man, did you see the head on Don King?
jeremy
June 30, 2005   12:42 AM PDT
 
God made porn? Just for us?
*eyes well up with tears"

I'm going th church. Right now.
John
June 29, 2005   11:59 PM PDT
 
Because God made porn to show us that women are objects and/or enjoyable animals which are owned, and womens need to know this.

(Real answer: It'd be really funny.)
Simcoe
June 26, 2005   11:01 PM PDT
 
Why?
John
June 26, 2005   11:31 AM PDT
 
Woud that really suck so much? I'd be proud.

-John K.
Simcoe
June 23, 2005   08:21 PM PDT
 
That would suck pretty fucking hard. Even if teacher called you on it, and you blew it off like "I heard you were angry at your dad and needed the beads." pissing her off forever, you'd still be labeled the sketchiest fucker in the school even though every guy probably has that same video on their computer.
Who the hell buys porn nowadays anyway?!

By the way, that wanker intro was golden. ^_^
Dana
June 23, 2005   03:30 AM PDT
 
Thats pretty whack, fuck. dogs on leashes and i cant keep my legs straight enough.

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