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Entry: It really, really would Tuesday, June 21, 2005

This is a drenched Van Smack checking in. Well, I dried off, but I had planned on swimming this afternoon. Oh well, there is still piles of summer left.

Hey, you want to know a great song? Wouldn't It Be Nice? by The Beach Boys.
And no, I am not kidding.
Maybe it's just the mood I'm in these days. Whatever. It would nonetheless be nice.
So, what else is new? Oh, AG got WoW. He's a Tauren druid if you care. I don't really, but he seems pretty into it.

Say, I just told myself that next time I'm drunk I'm going to sing Wouldn't It Be Nice?. I hope it doesn't result in a total and utter stunt. I think I just jinxed it. I'd better drink tonight so that I don't end up making a fool of myself later. No, I don't think I will.

Okay, enough about that song. Though I'm still playing it.

I just saw an ad for Fantastic Four. The Thing is far and away the best. He's such a tank. Yeah, I know, the fact that he looks like a freak is a bad bit, but did you see him wreck that truck? Actually, invisibility would probably be a better bit, but I think I just want to show love to the tank character.

Hey, AG got a job at Licks. Isn't that classic? Yes, he will have to sing. However, I'm just heartbroken that he doesn't have an entourage of Chinese co-workers. I'll get over it though.

In other news, Saint got run up on by 5 black guys or something like that. He's all good though. It's starting to look like the Bulldoggz are becoming victims of muggings. I've got to start roaming with the chrome.

God, was that just an ad for a wrinkle cream for men? What is the world coming to? Pull yourselves together, you alleged "men".

Believe it or not I've been plugging at this entry for a long time, and the words just don't seem to be coming.

Maybe later.

5 comments


	jeremy June 24, 2005 07:45 PM PDT That chinese licks was the greatest thing ever. It was like a flower that blooms every 10,000 years and withers away in one day. Also They had to add force fields, because just being invisible it too lame. And whats up with fire based superheroes having a "fiery" personality? huh?


	Yggdrasil June 22, 2005 10:31 AM PDT I unreservedly despise all four of them. Dr. Doom was seriously far too good for them. AG, I want to hear some Lick's songs. I think that would be funny, and I can never figure out what they're saying.


	VSmack June 21, 2005 09:49 PM PDT Yo, catch a date. Tank is the best bit ever. We can settle that debate over a game of AGBall if you still have hate.


	Simcoe June 21, 2005 09:37 PM PDT Fuck me I got so caught up in my pathetic F4 take that I forgot what I meant to say first: Yo, now that Bulldoggz are internationally known on the microphone, we gotta hold it down. Niggers'll try and take us out when we're alone (as you mentioned with Saint) but we gotta strike hard and fast. I say you crucify some thug to your garage or something and then burn the city (or perhaps just the shitty neighbourhoods) as a warning to any rivals we may have picked up, just like we did in Scarlem! P.S: Purcell may or may not be unconscious due to dog-bite while we terrorize the city. ^_^


	Simcoe June 21, 2005 09:30 PM PDT Dude, the Thing is so weak compared to the rest of the Mantastic Four. Sure he's a tank, and "look at how he disabled that truck!", but I'd rather be able to stretch for miles or turn invisible/make forcefields, or HUMAN FUCKING TORCH! He can fly too! Plus, in the grand scheme of things, Thing would probably prove useless.. I mean, they went up against super-villains like Galactus. Galactus eats planets. Eats. Planets. Like, for lunch.

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